Staticblaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[T.W.B.S.B.]

Well you can kiss my white ass

You need construction review. The graphics are like Bob the Builder said, if you can build, it you can fix it. Now please try to bear with me. If you want to build a 5-Star hotel, then you need a bunch of fancy pantz with time consumed. I'm sure I could type a lot more and a lot faster if I didn't have to take such a large, monstrous piss out of my outbard washer.

Now try to bear with my honney, as this process might take a while to do. Remember way back to your sixteenth birthday. I said that you were a fucking blob ho slut from kansas and nobody wanted to date you? Well, I'm finally apoligizing for that. You see, it was actually Mary that gave me $10 bucks for saying that to you with a straight face on my face that was supposed to be straight. I'm sorry for toturing you honey, it's just soemthing that had to be done to live in life. It's the circle of life.

Like grandpa always said, if a white girl hangs out with a black man then the white girl is bad company. We known that our family is not racist, we support our bretherin. So please, be safe.

<3

[A Time For Change: Part I]

Okie Dokie

When you say, "I fixed the text the best I could," do you mean you just added 10 frames to each thing? Editing takes only five minutes, and you were lazy so it took you what, 5 seconds? Dude, srsly change the text speed. Time for a change, not gonna happen. Good point, not interested. Don't take the sound score srsly. There is no such thing as a good quality sound out there, and you could've made it a tad longer. I also don't blame you for the graphics (which are kinda bad btw), because I can't draw for crap either. The funcuation of this coratic multigle is achieving, but not true. Oh, and one more thing. "You have potential"

^ Haha lol jk but whatever. Take a 5 for for your effeorts.

UKZ responds:

yuo alrdy told me that

[X-mas NG logo lightshow]

z0mg

Best FBF ever. I don't care what those 11-year olds that don't have flash and try to jack off say. This right here takes skill, time and patience, and an enormous amount of it too. Nicely done, and a Merry Christmas to you too =)

DrClay responds:

Merry Christmas to you to.

Thanks for the review man
good luck with your stuff.

and yes it took a reallly long time
(2 months or 3)

[X-mas =]]

That was...dreadful.

In short, it's too short. Good, but short. Still with the sticks as I see =)

Oh, and this doesn't belong in the Mature Violence section.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 80]

So this is where it ends...

Greatest movie EVER. I just wish my good pal Locke. was here to see this...

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Locke Cole? I don't get it.

[Nerdy]

A Great Claymation!

This is a great claymation, and it looked like it took a lot of time. The graphics are great, no fuzziness, no nothing bad. I also liked that style of clay you used for your characters. There were a few funny moments where I laughed a bit, and the music choice was good. I know getting voices might be hard, so might I suggest subtitles? Awsome job overall.

ouchichi responds:

Took 2 hours for 57 seconds of film... It's very tedious. I have another I made a while back with voices. I might just dare to submit it. Thanks alot mate :)

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 37]

Nice Job making Hitler an American

So how long after hitler leaves the USA will it take to become normal weight again?

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Tomorrow is his last day ;_;

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 33]

Heilig Kuh!

Hitler ist fett! Warum tatest du dies? Es war jene fetten Texas Burger… war es nicht?

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Es war weil Hitler Zwanzig Tonnen Nahrung täglich ißt. Wie alle Amerikaner.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 29]

Kühl

Groß. Ich mag wirklich alles mexikanische Material, das er an hat. Dieses ist probally eins vom besten!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Seems like a fairly positive review. Why the offensive pm?

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 28]

What took you?

...At least it got to NG, that's all I care. And Mmmmmmm, food! Hitler made me hungry...

What's the intro song? I've been dieing to know! Thanks.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I overslept majorly.

The song is 'Stupid Mother Fucker' by Mindless Self Indulgence