Staticblaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[20th April]

The fuck?

How does this only have 1 review? One of the greatest mans surely deserves a big hairy ________

Heil responds:

oh i know

[Edible Castle #3]

This games rocks.

Wow, this series is comign along very nicely. I have a few things to nag about though.

First off, Hard mode is too damn hard! The hornets keep buzing around my castle like I'm a strawberry ghost! I really like the end addtion though. When you kill that spider thing he says 'trick or treat!' LOL just for the holiday... And second, my catapult was shot at a crowd and it said I killed 4 enemy dragons, but I got MINUS points for killed 37 civilians! I didn't mean to do that!

All in all, I love editing my catsle with turets and such, but the night scene was more of a great challenge. Keep up the good work.

EdibleCastle responds:

heh, you were so close to reviewing the correct flash movie. better luck next time. thanks for the 10/10

[TANKMEN 2]

Jesus, there's a secret ending?

I knew you'd do soemthing liek that, JohhnyUtah. You always shove your e-pen0r in the second hole.

(It's at the end during the screen where you buy T-Shirts)

[Clock Day <33]

shut the fuck up golden wind

this is the shiznet

[Clock Day<34]

zomg dude

i have heard of that music somewhere but wherez???

[SleepEasy]

Keep 'em coming Rupee

Becuase you and your clocks own my <3

RupeeClock responds:

Okie dokie.

[Zelda: Heart for the Fag]

GOOD Shit right here

Do you agree?

Your flashes warm my <3

BRB-FBI responds:

<3

[Splash Attack]

ROFL

The best part of this is reviews. Classic.

I didn't know how stupid people could be :p

[Edible Castle #2]

Pretty good game

I really liked this game a lot, but I have a few things to complain (uhg I know) about.

First off, the Hard mode was too damn hard. I mean normal had a few hard parts too, but hard mode was impossible. I couldn't even make it past the second wave of hornets. It sucked.

The sound effects. I know, I know. Good quality sound is really hard to find and slash or make now-a-days. But still. When ever the goblins attack you don't have to make an annoying BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZ-ing sound untill they all die, right? BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. BZ. Doun't like it? Me neither.

And lastly. Whenever you get a pizza slice from the hornet boss, how come it heals more then a fucking construction point? I don't mind this in the game, but the though is driving me crazy. Somebody please tell me.

Overall, a great game, I can't stress that enough, but it has its nicks. Thanks so much for this addicting game. Loved it.